Are you a human living on the planet? Then you should probably read this. It details, very clearly, exactly what the shit is happening in Egypt right now, something the entire world should be knowledgeable about.

This is remarkable:

DRUNK BLOGGING

Jägermeister is delicious. I don't care if you think it isn't, because your opinion is not only wrong, but you are probably a terrible person for speaking about against my drink. The problem is, Jägermeister is hard alcohol, and I tend to drink it from the bottle like it is any other type of drink. This can lead to extreme inebriation (like right now), or death.

I was about to post a link to the term 'lush', but I think I use it differently than Wikipedia does. When I Wiki 'lush', it comes up with "A person who drinks alcohol to excess habitually, see Drunkenness or Alcoholism." But I am not an alcoholic.

Let me elaborate.

I do not drink 'here and there'. I don't particularly enjoy the taste of any alcoholic beverage (barring Woodchuck Cider) enough to just drink it if I'm thirsty. Therefore, alcoholic beverages serve one purpose: to get me Fucked Up. So, if I start drinking, I may as well drink enough to reap the benefits of sweet inebriation.

BUT.

I don't need to drink, so I don't really fall into the alcoholic category.

SO.

I only feel comfortable calling myself a lush: an individual who, when they drink, drinks to excess, but is never compelled to have to drink.

Time for bed.

THIS IS ENTIRELY COMPUTER GENERATED:

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I go to the school that is in the city that they "go down to" in this song:



*weeps*