DRUNK BLOGGING

Jägermeister is delicious. I don't care if you think it isn't, because your opinion is not only wrong, but you are probably a terrible person for speaking about against my drink. The problem is, Jägermeister is hard alcohol, and I tend to drink it from the bottle like it is any other type of drink. This can lead to extreme inebriation (like right now), or death.

I was about to post a link to the term 'lush', but I think I use it differently than Wikipedia does. When I Wiki 'lush', it comes up with "A person who drinks alcohol to excess habitually, see Drunkenness or Alcoholism." But I am not an alcoholic.

Let me elaborate.

I do not drink 'here and there'. I don't particularly enjoy the taste of any alcoholic beverage (barring Woodchuck Cider) enough to just drink it if I'm thirsty. Therefore, alcoholic beverages serve one purpose: to get me Fucked Up. So, if I start drinking, I may as well drink enough to reap the benefits of sweet inebriation.

BUT.

I don't need to drink, so I don't really fall into the alcoholic category.

SO.

I only feel comfortable calling myself a lush: an individual who, when they drink, drinks to excess, but is never compelled to have to drink.

Time for bed.