So I installed Windows 7, and, well, lost everything. All of it. Every picture I've ever taken, every paper I've ever written.

Your first reaction, dear reader(s?), is probably to leave a post about how I should back up my files. The practice of imparting this piece of information to me has become my TPS report. That is to say, if you tell me that I should back up my files, I will tear open a hole in reality itself in my attempt to get to wherever it was that you typed that sentence.

*sigh*